Deez jokes
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
"DEEZ NUTS"
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Suck on deez balls!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Deez nuts!
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."