Dead Person jokes
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Dead.
He's dead now.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."