Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Dead Person Jokes
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
