Dead Person jokes

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.