One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
The Growing Butthole
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's chillin', right? And then BAM! His butthole starts going all 'Attack of the 50 Foot Butthole' on him. It eats him whole, and now he's just a giant sphincter typing on a keyboard. It's funny because it's disgusting and absurd! You know, like your personality! Ba dum tss!