Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
