Really gotta love all the morons who instead of sharing irrevent dark jokes they say the stupidest shit pertaining to christianism.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
did mr rusher play tennis in the dark you will get hit by the tennis ball ouch mr rusher said
what makes emos jump
a. bridges
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. ๐
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldnโt get it Orphan: . . . .
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says itโs my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
