Dark jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.