Dark jokes
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!