Dark jokes
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.