Dark jokes
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!