Dark humour

Dark Humour Jokes

Kid

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Stereotype

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Orphan

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

Orphanage

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Cannibal

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Knife

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.

Orphan

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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