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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? because the africans couldnt swim.

I left my boots on in the river and i drowned

speed

I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."

why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

because they already lost two towers

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.

Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror

How to get into politics Fail art school

Q: why can’t orphans be criminals

A: they are not wanted

a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts