Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Shooting

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Pill

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Emo

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Year

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

Feminist

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

Torch

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Furry

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Son

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

women's rights

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

Kid

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.