daddy's jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.