Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Daddy Jokes
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Daddy, harder!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
