One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
Why can't orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Daddy's Home
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
Daddy good morning pls I want too but davido second hand towel 2.5millio
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
daddy harder
His name is "Daddy" HELP!
Why can't orphan be gay
They have nobody to call daddy
why cant orphan be gay because they have no one to call daddy
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies