Daddy jokes
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
shrek=daddy
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"