Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Daddy's Home
Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Daddy, harder!
