Current events jokes

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Ukraine.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

BLM.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.