Currency

Currency Jokes

Tax

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

Economy

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

Bank

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Slut

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Black People

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Money

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

Penny

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

People

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Atm

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?