What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.