Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
