Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
