chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á rà pe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
why can Chinese people play base ball.
.because they ate the bat
