Culture jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.