best part about being an orphan?
not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
friend: what fly's and cry's
you: a cloud
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
i am going to scream, this is a cry for help
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what's going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said "Guess it isn't your day is it".
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun... A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
