So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions
Onions was such a good dog
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
