Crys jokes

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

God, I love working at orphanages!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭