New Crys Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

God, I love working at orphanages!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭