How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
