Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Crys Jokes
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
