Cruelty jokes

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

How do you pet a psychopath's cat?

You get it out of the microwave.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? You nail its other hand to the ground.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.