Cruelty jokes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.