What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
