Cruelty jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? You nail its other hand to the ground.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.