There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Cruelty Jokes
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...