New Criticism Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.