There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
You suck.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
