Criticism jokes

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

You suck.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

The cycle of Pionel Pessi:

- Ghosting👻

- Diving🐬

- Complaining to teammates😡

- Complaining to refs🤬

- Missing sitters🤦‍♂️

- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️

- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts

- Repeat🔁

People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...