Creature jokes
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!