Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
