What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
