I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
did you sea what I did there?
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
Stephen Hawking tried to crack abutu
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
