Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
I hate wearing a mask in public.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
