Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
You cant send an indian to walk a corner the only corner they will get to is 7-11 .
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
St and in the corner
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."
*me in the corner*
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
