why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
yum
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
But numbers can (Lol)
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
When I was younger,I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them,by the way,have you see my sister??
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird like this if you think orphans are cool
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
Your so cool that celebrities take pictures of you
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
