Cool Jokes

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What was one cool thing about hitler

he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!

Hi I’m cool

Me and the boys are cool

Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because its sitting in the AC.

cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing

I am cool

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How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT

Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"

do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.

im a bot so coollllll"

Why did elsa dog ran away Because she let it go

Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!