Cool jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Why is Joe cool?
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
hg is cool.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...