How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs ha ha!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?๐ช
Ooh,snicker doodles.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human can walk and you can drive
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ
What does a queen ๐ธ want on her cookie ๐ช?
Royal Icing.
Mother: How is my little cookie ๐ช doing?
Doctor ๐ฉโโ๏ธ: Your cookie ๐ช is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor ๐ฉโโ๏ธ: But donโt worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: ๐โฅ๏ธ๐ช
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. โMay I smoke a cigar?โ Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies โWell, does your dick touch your asshole?โ
Johnny replied โNo.โ and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
โCan I drive the car?โ Asks Johnny.
โDoes your dick touch your asshole?โ
โNo.โ
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
โJohnny, may I have some of your cookie?โ Asked the grandpa.
โDoes your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?โ
โYep.โ
โThen go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.โ
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Whatโs a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreoโs
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
What did the cookie say to the milk? Whatโs up duud
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause Iโm so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause Iโm so empty inside
I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
The FBI said open up. I shout them.
A person said cookie sale. I opened up. He fucked me