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The Penis Reach Test

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No," said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough," his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself."

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The joke plays on the absurdity of the grandpa's non-sensical requirement for determining if Little Johnny is old enough to participate in certain activities. The punchline comes when Little Johnny throws the question back at his grandpa. When the grandpa gives an affirmative answer, Little Johnny uses the answer against him by telling him to go fuck himself.

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I'm more of a Mary Jane guy myself.

You are going to have babies!

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Ur gonna end up with a baby with that one

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Little Johnny quickly pulled out a UNO Reverse card