Consequence jokes
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.