What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"
