My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
I miss- understood that, Miss understood
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Joke
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
dumb person: wat idk mean
person 1: I don’t know
dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol
person 1: wait idk means-
dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN
googol: I don’t know
dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
