Concentration Camp

Concentration Camp jokes

Kid

  • I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

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  • Dad

  • Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

    The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

    First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

    Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

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  • Blonde

  • Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

    Because it said "concentration camp."

    Dog

  • Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

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  • Kid

  • If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?

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