Concentration Camp

Concentration Camp jokes

Kid

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I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Dad

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Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

ADHD

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Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Difference

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Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Blonde

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Dog

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Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Kid

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If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?

Difference

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What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

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