Concentration Camp

Concentration Camp Jokes

Kid

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

Dad

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

ADHD

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Uncle

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Grandpa

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

Camp

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

Dog

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Kid

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?

Difference

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

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