Remembrance jokes

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

WJE officially a gone memory.

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.