what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out your adopted :)
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Life is like a penis. It is short
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
