Comparison

Comparison Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Brother

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Dog

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

Armpit

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Skinny

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Morbid humor

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

Biden

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

Grass

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Woman

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.