What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
