Common

Common Jokes

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • Orphan

    What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?

    Their parents are extinct.

    Princess Diana

    What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    Wife

    What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

    They only work when you beat them.

    Bullet

    What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?

    When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

    Hooker

    What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

    They're both hookers.

    Tomato

    What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

    They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

    Fetus

    What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

    They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

    Cancer

    What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

    CANCER!

    Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

    Orphan

    What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

    Coyote

    Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

    Wrist

    What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

    Blonde

    What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

    Everyone gets a turn ;)

    Year

    What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

    It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.