Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
what do a blonde and a cow have in common... there both fat af
