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Blonde

  • Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

    Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

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  • Child

  • Dear Gwen,

    Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

    TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

    BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

    Please comment good or not! Irdc!

    Website

  • What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

    We have a case of Witzelsucht.

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  • Blue

  • 5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Carpet

  • My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

    Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

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  • Post

  • Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

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  • Dislike

  • Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

    Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

    Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

    Name

  • Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

    Bra

  • Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

    Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

    #she is sex*

    Club

  • Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

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  • Orphan

  • Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

    Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

    Good luck, Jake.

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  • Age

  • I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

    I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.