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Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Suicide

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

Feather

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

Man

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he canโ€™t see." After he was sued for national offense.

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  • Disorder

    I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

    People

    If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

    Depression

    Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

    Guy

    Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

    Question

    What is brown and sticky?

    What is white and gooey?

    What is long and hard?

    (Tell me in the comments)

    Racist

    What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

    "How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

    Number

    I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the ๐Ÿ’• love of your life!๐Ÿ’•

    And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

    Comment those numbers to lock it in!!๐Ÿ˜„

    Girl

    When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

    Time

    You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

    Message

    One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

    Shooter

    VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

    LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kidโ€™s sketchers light up.

    DISLIKE: When youโ€™re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say โ€œThis boy always had a fat assโ€.

    Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

    Website

    What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

    We have a case of Witzelsucht.

    Essay

    If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

    Movie

    Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

    Quote

    Quote of the day:

    Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

    [Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

    Paint

    Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.