Comic Book jokes
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
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Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.