Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
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Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
