Comic Book jokes
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Cause I am Batman!