A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Comic Book Jokes
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
