Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
