I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
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Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
