Comic Book

Comic Book jokes

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.