if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting