My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
Lovely Perv
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To slide into your moms bed
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
