Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Your mom is a slow comedian, it took her 9 months to make a good joke
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Hi I’m joe
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne blim olm ona sor
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
